Tonight's team meeting will be an inservice about how a house is run...
Agenda:
1. How to close the front door.
2. How to clean the spit you lovingly left all over the sink.
3. How to bend over and pick up stuff on the floor.
4. How to throw wrappers in the garbage.
5. How to put your dirty plates in the kitchen.
6. How to finish a bowl of cereal.
7. How to turn off a light switch.
8. How to pick up dirty clothes.
9. How to pick a pair of matching socks.
Last but not least...
10. How to flush a toliet!!!!
Discussion followed by demonstrations and then hands on learning.