Tonight's team meeting will be an inservice about how a house is run...
Agenda:
1. How to close the front door.
2. How to clean the spit you lovingly left all over the sink.
3. How to bend over and pick up stuff on the floor.
4. How to throw wrappers in the garbage.
5. How to put your dirty plates in the kitchen.
6. How to finish a bowl of cereal.
7. How to turn off a light switch.
8. How to pick up dirty clothes.
9. How to pick a pair of matching socks.
Last but not least...
10. How to flush a toliet!!!!
Discussion followed by demonstrations and then hands on learning.
Do I sense some sarcasm?? ;)
ReplyDeleteQuotes from "Robin Hood ~ Prince of Thieves" come to mind...like..."Something vexes thee?" lol And I have to say that since your blog notice shows up in the left-hand column of my blog, seeing: "Eternally Happy ~ Mom's Had It!" was pretty funny. '-)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'd like to say on behalf of probably every mom reading this (& even those who aren't)...YOU GO, GIRL!
Blessings from Ohio...Kim<><
Right on, Mom. Don't worry, they'll get it someday. I did. I think. Wait... no, I did leave my shoes on the floor in the bedroom.
ReplyDeleteAck. Some of us are just hopeless I guess.
Could you make it a convention/conference? I'll pay tuition and send my kids, too. :)
ReplyDeletehahaha....I could have written this post!!!! LOL You are right one target! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! My youngest is 18 and he could really use these same lessons! Tonight, right after I ran the dishwasher, he brought dishes out of his room.... was wondering where they all were!
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